The Unofficial Survival Guide to Your First Pregnancy

Pregnancy.

One moment you’re a normal, rational human being.
The next, you’re crying because someone finished the snacks you didn’t even want five minutes ago.

The Unofficial Survival Guide to Your First Pregnancy is a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud take on what really happens between conception and delivery — the panic, the cravings, the emotional plot twists, and the complete breakdown of all known logic.

Inside you’ll discover:

• The monthly reality shifts no one warns you about
• Highly questionable (but suspiciously accurate) pregnancy facts
• Survival strategies for both parents
• Cravings that defy science
• Absurd but painfully relatable situations

This is not a medical guide.

This is emotional support disguised as comedy.

Perfect for expecting moms, terrified partners, baby shower gifts, and anyone who suspects pregnancy might be slightly more chaotic than advertised.

Because growing a human is beautiful.

But also completely insane.