The Unofficial Survival Guide for First-Time Dads

Becoming a dad is exciting.
It's also terrifying.

One minute you're celebrating a positive pregnancy test.

The next, you're wondering if newborns can smell fear.

Spoiler:
They probably can.

The Unofficial Survival Guide for First-Time Dads is the funny, lighthearted gift every future father secretly needs—but would never think to buy for himself.

Inside you'll discover:

• Why coffee officially becomes medical equipment

• How every stroller somehow requires an engineering degree

• The real reason babies always wake up five minutes after you fall asleep

• The truth about diaper blowouts, sleepless nights, and surviving on caffeine

• Why no dad actually knows what he's doing (and why that's perfectly normal)

This isn't a parenting textbook.

It won't teach you perfect parenting.

Because perfect dads don't exist.

Instead, this book celebrates the hilarious, exhausting, unforgettable journey of becoming a father—with humor every new dad will instantly recognize.

Whether you're shopping for a:

• First-time dad

• Dad-to-be

• Husband

• Son

• Brother

• Friend

• Baby shower gift

• Father's Day gift

• Christmas gift

• Pregnancy announcement surprise

this funny dad book is guaranteed to bring laughs before the baby even arrives.

Because every new father deserves two things:

Coffee.

And the comforting realization that everyone else is figuring it out too.