Marriage - The Unofficial Survival Guide: A Ridiculously Honest Guide to Love, Habits, and Domestic Survival

Marriage is a beautiful institution.

It is also a long-term social experiment
involving love, patience, compromise…

and an astonishing number of discussions
about food, blankets, and thermostat settings.

The Unofficial Survival Guide to Marriage
is a hilariously honest, painfully accurate,
and surprisingly relatable look at what married life
actually feels like behind the scenes.

Inside, you’ll find:

• Highly Scientific Marriage Facts

• Completely Reliable (Highly Questionable) Statistics

• Unofficial Marriage Laws

• Wedding Night Survival Notes

• Compatibility Tests

• Red Flags You Should Probably Ignore

• And many other beautifully absurd truths

This is not a relationship manual.

This is a celebration of the chaos,
confusion, negotiations, inside jokes,
and everyday moments that make marriage
both ridiculous and wonderful.

Perfect for couples who:

• laugh at their own arguments

• debate room temperature like professionals

• have had the same conversation more than once

• understand the meaning of “five minutes”

• share love, life… and blanket-related disputes

A Perfect Gift For:

• Newlyweds
• Engaged Couples
• Wedding Showers
• Anniversaries
• Long-suffering spouses
• Anyone brave enough to say “I do”

If you’ve ever been married,
planned to get married,
or simply lived with another human being…

you will recognize far more than you expect.

Proceed with humor.

Results may vary.